so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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