Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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