please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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