I love black thongs
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".