omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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