Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
is wine microwaveable?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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