I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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