found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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