doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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