Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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