My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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