Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Randomize
