do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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