I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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