I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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