Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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