I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It's never too late to be topless.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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