Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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