We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize