how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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