so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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