I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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