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• (614): View more from Ohio

  That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Breakfast tacos?

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  YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"

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  Career choice validated

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.

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  And if not?

  (937): View more from Ohio

  ...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.

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