Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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