JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I have already put on my inside pants.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that