This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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