I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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