Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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