Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I want to fling myself into the sun
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
