"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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