Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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