Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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