your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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