question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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