You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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