i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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