Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
