I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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