Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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