You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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