saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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