so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I should be sponsored by Trojan
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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