Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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