i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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