New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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