plz talk dirty to me
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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