Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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