he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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