Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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