I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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