So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Randomize
