I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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