i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
ok first of all what the fuck
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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