I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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