I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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