Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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