Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
